Your own personal Internet

Internet expert Senator Ted Stevens from June, 2006. Now a classic.

And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand ...

About two.

... what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why?

Read why here at Wired Magazine.

One packet made its way up north along the jagged border of New Hampshire and Maine, eventually landing on the Canadian side of Niagara falls, where the packet met a very nice portion of a picture of a lovely, and busty Canadian woman named Sue (you don't know her) and spent a romantic weekend in a posh Cisco router.

And if you don't understand ...


Related:
Teach the machine here at Dirty John Bonny.

Another pirate

A shout-out to Wolfie

I've got sword
Thanks to Sunflower Central
for the Creative Commons license.

That's the same eye patch you see all over here. The rules are that it has to be added. I'm kinda fond of the way it comes out looking hokey like in this image.

Moving picture

One of my favorites by Chuck Jones with Bugs Bunny.

Water, Water Every Hare.
Copyright? Fuckitall.
Enjoy while it's still there.
About seven and a half.

My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all.

Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too.

My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to.

In my business you meet so many interesting people - Bobby pins, please - but the most interersting ones are the monsters.

Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanemanent.

So druggy - and so queer - gotta love it.


What's up, Doc?

Skivvies

Flickr image from small_threads.

small_threads is a fabric crafts person in Scottsdale, Arizona.

We make children fabulous, one stitch at a time.

Shop here.

I so want some - the unofficial Dirty John Bonny Underoos.

Schoolhouse Rock

Via John Aravosis at AmericaBlog .

For all the patriotic claptrap that the Republicans spew, they so don't understand, or care to understand, what this country is really about, what patriotism is really about, what America is really about. Who'd have ever imagined that one little cartoon could so perfectly encapsulate the problem of George Bush, Dick Cheney, and the modern Republican party.

Schoolhouse Rock - No More Kings
About three.

Rock on.

Another lion

Halloween Lion, by Aiden Kenny.

Ethan with his face painted before putting on his Halloween lion suit.

Linky:
Lions at Dirty John Bonny.


[Update:
Alas, pulled from Flickr.
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