Your own personal Internet

Internet expert Senator Ted Stevens from June, 2006. Now a classic.

And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand ...

About two.

... what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday. Why?

Read why here at Wired Magazine.

One packet made its way up north along the jagged border of New Hampshire and Maine, eventually landing on the Canadian side of Niagara falls, where the packet met a very nice portion of a picture of a lovely, and busty Canadian woman named Sue (you don't know her) and spent a romantic weekend in a posh Cisco router.

And if you don't understand ...


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