Panda pr0n

Bankok (Reuters) -
A Thai zoo, which has hosted a couple of pandas for four years, will play "porn" videos for the male next month to encourage them to breed in captivity, the project manager said on Saturday.

"They don't know how to mate so we need to show the male how, through videos," Prasertsak told Reuters.

It's a good idea that someone in the room knows what they're doing. An obvious idea lost on these people.

He said Chuang Chuang, the six-year-old male, would be shown the videos on a large screen when he might be feeling amorous.

"We'll play the video at the most comfortable and intimate time for him, perhaps after dinner," Prasertsak said ...

How about a little wine, as well? Cue the Barry White music.

About three minutes.

... hoping Chuang Chuang would then use the techniques on Lin Hui, a five-year-old female.

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