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A lost boy who wants to join the pirates ...

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Trend spotting

Boys in boxes.



Antigo, Wisconsin -
Three-year-old Robert Moore went fishing for a stuffed replica of Sponge Bob and ended up trapped in a vending machine. The toddler's adventure began with a Saturday evening shopping trip ...
...Robert took off his coat and squeezed through an opening in the machine. He landed in the stuffed animal cube.
"He was having a ball in there, hugging all the stuffed animals," ...
Firefighters broke one lock but then spotted two latches inside the plastic cube. They passed a screwdriver to Robert.

"He stacked up all the stuffed animals and used that screwdriver to open the latch," his grandmother said. "You should have seen him go."
Eventually, Robert freed himself.
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Elkhart, Indiana -
“... he had climbed through the hole, into the chute and pushed the door shut so we couldn’t get him out. He climbed up in the toys and was in there for a good hour.”
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Abilene, Texas
[You know what happened]
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Austin, Minnesota

"When we got it open, he didn't want to come out," Fire Chief Dan Wilson said Tuesday. "One of my firefighters had to reach inside and get him. He was happy in there.
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Sheboygan, Wisconsin -
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I think some smart company would just start building machines that charged ten bucks, and you get to crawl around inside for an hour.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's like kismet...

11:27 AM  

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