Boys kissing

Things have changed a lot, but the cheesyness endures ...

West of house
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.

>Examine mailbox
The mailbox is closed.

>Open mailbox
Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.

>Get leaflet
Taken.

>Read leaflet
"WELCOME TO ZORK!

ZORK is a game of adventure, danger, and low cunning. In it you will explore some of the most amazing territory ever seen by mortals. No computer should be without one!"

>Go north
There is a boy in a white shirt. He likes presents.

>Give boy flowers
He's hot. You're hot.

>Kiss boy
This is just like one of those romance movies.

>Ugh!
I don't know the word "ugh."

Rockstar Games’ Bully.

(A link for the youngsters.)

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