Balls

Free associating from lions' balls to Purity Balls.

Christian teens girls who don't need boyfriends because they get everything need from Daddy. They hold these events at the Marriott, girls in prom dresses and Dads in tuxes, where they dance and pledge their virginity to Daddy until the day he gives it away in marriage.

... a teenage girl, sitting in the lap of her father, and she was telling her dad, "You know Dad, all my friends want boyfriends, and they have boyfriends. But I don't have a desire for that." ... She was receiving the affection that she needed from her father. That is why it is so neat to see these fathers showing godly affection to their daughters.

(Via the wonderful bomb-throwing feminist Amanda at Pandagon.)

(And lions' balls are here.)