Got any crackers?

Via my friend Wolfie.

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

I had to check it out at Snopes.com, and it appears to be true.

Which put in mind of my all-time favorite joke.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "Got any crackers?"

The bartender says "We have beer, booze and wine. No crackers, now get out of here."

So the duck leaves. The next day he comes back. "Got any crackers?"

The bartender says "I told you, we don't have any crackers! Get out!" So the duck leaves.

The next day the duck goes in again. "Got any crackers?"

"For the last time, we don't have crackers! Beer, booze, wine. Get it?"
If you ever come back, I'm going to nail your beak to the floor!"

So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?"

The bartender says, "No, of course not. "

The duck then says, "Good. Can I have some crackers?