A joke for Sunday

Via Effect Measure at ScienceBlogs.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

The post was about a Unitarian church's welcome of non-believers.

In this place that we call church, as I understand it, every day someone is asking 'Is there a God?' 'Where are you God?' ... All of these are religious questions. To me, the atheist with his 'no' answer is every bit as religious ..." They're all asking the same questions.

Um, sorry, but as she said, no means no.

Atheism is a religion as much as not collecting stamps is a hobby.

I don't mean any disrespect for the UU's here, it's just that I think maybe they should take up bowling, or something.